- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
Using incredibly precise light projectors, Nobumichi Asai has demonstrated how a person’s face can be digitally altered in real-time.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
Puella Magi Madoka Metallica.
This is literally the first thing i ever reblogged on tumblr omg
Style facts from Pixar films (by Disney Style)
I can’t help by think that animating Merida’s hair traumatised the animators.
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11
he was toetally unaware
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”