poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

thottweiler:

cat-pic:

目の前で見せつけられた(ノ)’ω`(ヾ)

me

thottweiler:

cat-pic:

目の前で見せつけられた(ノ)’ω`(ヾ)

me

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Future of Makeup Has Arrived

Using incredibly precise light projectors, Nobumichi Asai has demonstrated how a person’s face can be digitally altered in real-time.

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

sweetyrabbits:

termsofenragement:

Puella Magi Madoka Metallica.

This is literally the first thing i ever reblogged on tumblr omg

sweetyrabbits:

termsofenragement:

Puella Magi Madoka Metallica.

This is literally the first thing i ever reblogged on tumblr omg

la-dulzura:

Audrey Hepburn

la-dulzura:

Audrey Hepburn

consultinghobbitinthetardis:

Style facts from Pixar films (by Disney Style)

I can’t help by think that animating Merida’s hair traumatised the animators.

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

actionables:

enlightful:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

he was toetally unaware

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”