October 2011
some girl: pushes you out of the way
me: do you know who i am on the internet
That awkward moment when everybody has an iphone
and im just sitting here like
platonisch:
i wanna drop out of school and do nothing in life except die
Calle Las Damas: "I don't love you anymore" →
pipipierrot:
adriofthedead:
sammneiland:
assmachine3000:
dorothy-cotton:
strawberryalarmclock:
juggbuifa:
a-raccoon:
bromancer:
boxu:
amitits:
all4hurricanes:
shanparkervarietyhour:
tchaikovsky:
I don’t love you anymore. Is techincally 6 words, for “don’t” is do not. …
To my followers that never touch my ask box:
anxiouskoala:
WatchLETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
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eventually the cookie will crumble into the milk..
