skyclitdrive: can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
patriotsaint: i think that if i died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn’t at school anymore
missionkimpossible: we all started out as a spongebobs and patricks but we all eventually evolved into squidwards
Normal person: Oh my gosh I'm sooooo tired! I went to bed at like 11!
Me: ha.. haha... hahahaha...
ericnooyen: I use to believe when I was a very young child that whenever a star would fall down from the sky that someone in the world had discovered true love. So every night I wished to the Moon, who I thought was the mother of the night skies, that a falling star would come to me, so that I could discover true love for myself.