June 2012
me: hey everyone, I'm home!
mom:
dad:
brother:
sister:
dog:
obama:
aliens:
plant:
the world:
internet: I've missed you
May 2012
why is it getting harder n harder to illegally...
botoxclaude:
Have you ever felt the urge
To turn off your phone
And disconnect yourself from all social networks
Because you’re sick and tired
Of dealing with people
And all you want
Is simply
To be
Alone.
My life sucks: drugs.
Life is awesome: drugs.
I'm lonely: drugs.
I'm with friends: drugs.
I can't sleep: drugs.
I need to wake up: drugs.
I can't eat: drugs.
I need to stop eating: drugs.
My back/head/neck/arms/legs/body hurts: drugs.
I have anxiety: drugs.
Just because: drugs.
harrenhal:
gabilliamon:
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
#i’ll give them a reason to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
A very short lesson in Psychology:
matunaaa:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that person is...
me: hi
someone: *unfollows*
nobody: vaginas are so cute
neumaz:
things i’m looking forward to:
dying
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Exams:
Math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
History test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
Literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics test: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
bunniears:
my camera has better focus than i do.
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moon-sailing:
log onto facebook every post is something from tumblr realize why i hate everyone on there log off
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
